Never turn your back on a mastiff

The new rule of thumb in our home is to never turn your back on Moses. His newest trick is to secretly eat my pink ear plugs which is not really a secret about a day after the event. As you can see from the photos, one should never vacate the reading chair or it becomes his favorite resting spot. Nor should one leave reading glasses unattended or they become a chew toy. Fortunately, Rick's glasses were safety lenses and although ruined by the mastiff chewing mouth, did not shatter or hurt Moses. Having a baby is difficult work!